Count on your kids to suck the wind right on out of your sails. Yesterday, my daughter happened to see me as I was getting dressed. She pointed to my underpants, which were lacy and pink and, I thought, a nice compromise between cute and sexy (and still appropriate for my advanced age), and said, giggling uncontrollably, "What kind of underpants are you wearing? They look like a DOILY! Mommy's wearing DOILY UNDERPANTS!"
What more can I say? Sigh.